Player Profiles

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Joel Caprani
Stephen Clarke

Johan Collins(A Team Captain)
Tony Collins
Declan Conway
Eamonn Conway
Padraic Conway
Colin Corrigan
Aaron Curry
Michael Cusack
Daire Duffy
Michael Durcan(B Team Manager)
Declan Flynn
Glen Grehan
Ruairí Heverin
Anthony Healy
David Hickey
Peter Hopkins(B Team Captain)
Damien Howley
Iarla Hughes
Owen Keane
Barry Kelly
Paul Kilcourse
Darren Lavelle
Danny Lawless
Alan Leonard
Eamonn Maughan
John McCarthy
Gerry McDonnell
Joseph McDonnell
Michael McDonnell
Stephen McDonnell
Padraig McHale(A Team Manager)

Ronan McTigue
Keiran Murphy
Sean Murphy
Stephen Murphy
Tommy Nolan
Sean O'Brien
Declan Ormsby
Stephen Ormsby
David Quinn
Mark Quinn
Jamie Rocke
David Roughneen
Frank Scully
Declan Shaw
Enda Shields
Michael Wallace
Stephen Walshe

Tony Collins

Tony Collins Player Profile

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Name: Tony Collins
Age: 30 going on 40
Sex: are orang-utans hermaphrodite?
Nickname: Ticker
Height: 5�10
Position: Striker
Favourite Player:Ian Dowie (Ya got a love them eyebrows)
Description: A no nonsense forward, with a healthy appetite for goals, wides, overs and corner flags. His strength is his greatest asset, enabling him to power past ancient defenders or hold up the play for on-rushing midfielders.
Quote: Aahh, is that all ya got, me mother would hit me harder (on the pitch). Jesus lads I don�t think I should be playing any more, Im getting to old for this. D�ya think I should retire lads. (off the pitch after a few gargles)

Ronan McTigue

Ronan McTigue Player Profile

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Name: Ronan McTigue
Age: 10 (mental age)
Sex: Some day
Nickname: Crouch
Height: 7�3�
Position: Very poor positioning
Favourite Player: Kevin James (Scotland, Uk's tallest soccer player) 6'7"
Description: Gargantuan defender, with good close control despite having feet like sideshow bob sometimes appears to playing on ice, ending up on his arse regularly.
Quote: C�mon Du give us a fag, I swear I wasn�t chonged last night!

Colin Corrigan

Colin Corrigan Player Profile

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Name: Colin Corrigan
Age: 28
Sex: He says he does but who knows
Nickname: Colly
Height: 5'13"
Position: Utility player
Favourite Player: Havn a clue
Description: excellent full back, loves wandering out of position, can
fill in anywhere, great tackler even in trainin (w*nker, no need for it,
the bruises I have from the c*nt)
Quote: Doesnt talk that much on the pitch

Stephen McDonnell

Stephen McDonnell Player Profile(he's on the left)

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Name: Steve (Luzhny) McDonnell
Age: 24
Sex:male
Nickname:Luzhny
Height: 6ft
Position: anywhere i'm put mainly the bench!!
Favourite Player: dennis the iceberg bergkamp
Description:hard working hard tackling defensive player, only player on the team who can take the ball down, turn and pass the ball all in one move. fondness for choc ices.

Quote: Rite guluck

P.s If you see an icecream in the photo and not a football, it means you have an unhealthy obsession with Choc Ices

Michael Cusack

Michael Cusack Player Profile

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Name: Michael Cusack
Age: 22
Sex: Oral for me.
Nickname: Littleman, Micky Gange Face, Pyro, Porno, Peck, Iron Mike, Michael Music and Annoying little shit,
there the ones I can remember off hand so take your pick.
Height: 5'8"
Position: Anywhere in Midfield
Favourite Player(s): Dejan Savicevic, Marco Van Basten
Description: A terrier in midfield with a diehard attitude anyone who gets passed him
will have him back at their heels before they can blink.
A player who loves to spread the play on the deck. Clean as a whistle (never been booked)!

Quote: "Jesus Christ! This is thirsty work".

Aaron Curry

Aaron Curry Player Profile

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Name: Aaron Curry
Age: 21
Sex: Used to get it a lot more in the good auld days
Nickname: Kid
Height: Not too tall, not too small
Position: Upfront, but willing to go down tne pitch to please
Favourite Player: Dave Roughneen
Description: A busy man, trying to score up in dublin but hopes to do the
same in mayo this summer.

Quote: "Cant make it down this weekend Murph"

Declan Ormsby

Declan Ormsby Player Profile

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Name: Declan Ormsby
Age:22
Sex: Still a virgin
Nickname:Leprechaun or horny bee
Height: 2-3 foot
Position: Left mid or up front
Favourite Player: His Cousin Zippy. (Zippys Favourite
is Decs Dad John Joe)!!!
Description:Has made the team this year and is
improving with every game. The fact that he has not
yet been laid makes him and aggresive player,but it
also makes him go blind!!!!!

Quote: "are ye wacked"

Michael Durcan

Michael Durcan Manager Profile

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Name:Michael Durcan
Age:32

Sex: Twice every Night(Go on Duuuuu, Ruth.... Grrrr....)
(Update: Ruth reckons its three times a night now but Duther isn't always fully involved!)

Nickname:"Duter" Used to ride a Scooter when he was
just a wee lad then they added in the Durkan bit and
with a twist of lemon became "Duter
Height:Only weight available 20 Stone!!!
Position:The gaffer of the B army
Favourite Player: Any one from any sport. Duter once
appeared on "know youre sport" so he has many
favorites
Description: The biggest character in the Club. We all
Agree he should be on Corrie or eastenders as the
bertie barman

Quote:" All right aul stock" "R Right Chief"

Michael Wallace

Michael Wallace Player Profile

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Name: Mick Wallace
Age: 42-100
Sex: I overheard him say something about the Arsenal Dressing Rooms!
Nickname: Haggis Face, Groundskeeper Mickey.
Height: 6'2"
Position: In Nets
Favourite Player: Jim Leighton, Tommy Younger (Liverpool 1956-1959)
Description: Top class goalkeeper, knows the game inside out, has a six
hour round trip just to make training. Legend. The only keeper to play regularly in the Mayo League with broken, sprained, strained or dislocated hands, fingers and wrists. Coincidently he is the only McAlpine employee to regularly drop ESB poles on his Hands!
Quote: AH for F*cks sake.....as the ball leaves his foot at a very acute
angle heading straight for touch.......not too often mind.
Or
Ya used me Padraic, Ya used me, There's no such thing a Scotchtoberfest.

John McCarthy

John McCarthy Player Profile

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Name: John McCarthy
Age: He get's served in Bucko's
Sex: Im not sure he knows how to
Nickname: The Shoe....
Height: Not Small, Not Tall
Position: Somewhere up front.
Favourite Player: After the London Irish match.... P McHale.
Description: Confident player, doesn't fart about. Could do with scoring more goals.
Quote: "First Time Ball!" "Two teams, One Club"

Declan Shaw

Declan Shaw Player Profile

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Name: Declan Shaw
Age: 33
Sex: M(for much as possible)
Nickname: Shawsey
Height: 5ft 10inches
Position: Centre Forward, Centre Midfield, Right Midfield
Favourite Player: Edmundo, Danny Lawless
Description: Can play anywhere up front or in midfield, great scorer of goals, scorer of great goals.
Quote: ??????????????

Declan Flynn

Declan Flynn Player Profile

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Name: Declan Flynn
Age: 28
Sex: If he's anything his old team Ballyvary BlueBombers he probably doesn�t score that much but I can't back that up.
Nickname: Flynnstone(not really)
Height: 6ft 3
Position: Central Midfield or Centre Back
Favourite Player: Ronaldinho(aka David Roughneen)
Description: A new signing this season(2005) he�s an everpresent at the heart of the Snugboro United side.
Quote: Where�s that Joe F@c#er , I�m gonna creal him

Declan Conway

Declan Conway Player Profile

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Name: Declan Conway
Age: 38
Sex: Do you know any 38 year old virgins?
Nickname: Dec, Conway, The "Younger" Centre Back
Height: 6ftish
Position: Centre Back
Favourite Player: Fernando Hierro, Marcel Desailly, Kieran Murphy
Description: Having a magnificent season, this tough tackling, great reader of the game is never out of position(except in the bedroom), could probably keep playing until he�s 50.
Quote: Are ye going to Cox's?

David Quinn

David Quinn Player Profile

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Name: David Quinn
Age: 24
Sex: Private
Nickname: Quinney(Original!)
Height: 3-9ft give or take(6ft 2-3 if you want a little more accuracy)
Position: Striker
Favourite Player: Dwight Yorke, Dean Saunders
Description: The big man up front, has a bit of pace, heads, chases, shoots. Has already scored his first goal for Snugboro in only his second appearance.
Quote: " I swhhhearrr"

Darren Lavelle

Darren Lavelle Player Profile

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Name: Darren Lavelle
Age: 20
Sex: Still waiting for that Special Person
Nickname: Darragh!
Height: 6ft
Position: Right Back, Centre back, Centre Midfield, Anywhere really
Favourite Player: Nicky Butt
Description: Started as a right back but has reinvented himself this season as a central midfielder. Always goes in hard and is likely to finally score his first ever goal some time soon.
Quote: I just thought of something funny...your mother.

Johan Collins

Johan Collins Player Profile

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Name: Johan Collins
Age: 32
Sex: Never
Nickname: Kojak / Colossus
Height: 5'11''
Position: Central midfielder
Favourite Player: Russell Gibbons!
Description: Tough tacking no non-sense, combative midfielder with a deft touch?? for upsetting some of the players!
Quote After the 9/11 attacks in New York, Johan was rumoured to have walked from the ground zero rubble, brushed the dust from his shoulders and asked ?What time are we back at work?? Immense.

Mark Quinn

Mark Quinn Player Profile

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Name : Mark Quinn
Age : 24
Sex : Not before Marriage or my brother will kill me! (however Caroline will kill me if I dont!)
Nickname: The Mighty Quinn,so he reckons!
Height : around 6 foot
Position: Anywhere down the right.
Favourite Player: Any player in the Eircom league of Ireland. The more unknown they are, the more I like them!
Description: Chief of staff of the notorious SRA.(snugboro republician army).In a league of his own
with his sambastyle soccer and original moves....Has the ability to
destroy the right wing (more chance of destroyin a chicken wing!) with
quick feet and the odd table top....Rumours that he has been approached by
L'oreal cause "they think he's worth it"(glad somebody does!!!!!!!)
,like his Beckham style haircuts he always leaves us thinking,what the
hell is he goin ta do next both on and off the pitch......

Quote: ITS VERY EASY TO PULL ON A SHIRT AND SAY YOU ARE
"SNUGBORO UNITED" BUT UNTILL YOU PUT YOURE HEART INTO
THIS CLUB YOURE SIMPLY NOTHING MORE
THAN..............JUST ANOTHER FOOTBALL PLAYER

Stephen Ormsby

Stephen Ormsby Player Profile

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Name:Steven Ormsby
Age: We think hes just made his first communion
Sex:No He likes an Uncle Frank
Nickname:Crazy Frog
Height:Big for an ormsby
Position:Midfield
Favourite Player:His brother Declan
Description:He is just like Crazy frog. Wirey Lips on him and an annoying little prick
Quote:Are ye whacked???

Padraic Conway

Padraic Conway Player Profile

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Name:Padraic conway
Age:27
Sex: With Caroline
Nickname:"P" or Ginger Biscuts
Height:OF Croagh Patrick
Position:Sweeper So that the opposition are never offside!!!!
Favourite Player:Ronaldo Cos theve matching beer bellies
Description:Snugboros answer to Mick Hucknull of Simply red his dirty beer belly makes him look like E.T in the dressing rooms. He is the richest man at the club but also the most generous! HINT HINT Murph!!!!!!!!
Quote. "Do we want this lads" before the game " we didnt want it" After the game " do you want it " Before turning out the lights!!!

Daire Duffy

Daire Duffy Player Profile

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Name: Daire Duffy
Age: 20
Sex: Whenever/Where ever
Nickname: Duffer, Duff Man
Height: 6ft
Position: Right/Left Wing
Favourite Player: Igor Biscan
Description: Pacey young player with bags of skill. His natural ability to beat people is remarkable and he has the change of pace that has defenders chasing shadows all day. Has been known to want to take the ball home with him often trying(and normally succeeding) to beat the same player 2-3 times. His boots have been checked for traces of glue to control the ball but reports were inconclusive.
Quote: "OOOOOOOOO the Water, OOOOOOOOOO the Water"

Sean O'Brien

Sean O'Brien Player Profile

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Name: Sean O Brien
Age: 22
Sex: Yes Please
Nickname:Son of A
Height: 6ft 2
Position: Centre Back/Centre Mid
Favourite Player: Gattuso
Description: Awkward looking player with bags of pace and determination. Received the Player of the Year award in his first season but college commitmants has hindered his play. Still has a lot to offer with unique cruntching tackles and unending mazy dribbles. To see him in full flight is something special.
Quote: "What dya mean?"

David Hickey

David Hickey Player Profile

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Name: David Hickey
Age: 22
Sex: Yes Please
Nickname: Hitchy
Height: 5ft 9
Position: Up front or on the Left wing
Favourite Player: Robbie Fowler
Description:Another talented young player at the club. Has a superb footballing brain and has been frustrated for a couple of seasons with the lack of appearences under his belt. Has one of the sweetest left begs in the business with the stunning last minute equalliser against Swinford in the cup final a prime example. Has recently considered following in the foot steps of Brian Kerr and start managing at an early age but his absense would be missed
Quote: "I love Manchester United til I die"

Keiran Murphy

Keiran Murphy Player Profile

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Name: Kieran Murphy
Age: 87 (at least)
Sex: Not since the hips went
Nickname: Murf
Height: 5ft 8
Position: The rock at the centre of the defence.
Favourite Player: John O' Shea (the 2nd best player to come out of Waterford after yours trully)
Description: An elastic band of a man who makes the Duracell Bunny seem like a lazy Nigerian bum. Still one of the best defenders in the Mayo league this man knows no fear. Will stick his head anywhere with his unwavering commitment. Still a few more seasons in the Big leagues, no doubt about it.
Quote: "Thats it lads, end a story"

Joseph McDonnell

Joseph McDonnell Player Profile

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Name: Joseph Mc Donnell
Age: 21
Sex: Not since the Hernia.
Nickname: Flathead, Sexy Joe.
Height: 6ft
Position: Anywhere in the midfield
Favourite Player: Denilson, Lee Sharpe, or anyone who looked like they were going to make it big, but just didn't. Joe's Role Models.
Description: A naturally gifted young player with the potential of brillance. He has a fountain of footballing knowledge far beyond his years and is never afraid to voice his opinion(when given the chance). Has probably nutmegged everyone at the club at some stage and his hard work both on and off the pitch doesn't go unnoticed. Truelly a King among men.
Quote: "I'm an onion, I'm an onion, I'm an onion, I'm an onion, I'm an onion."

Stephen Walshe

Stephen Walshe Player Profile

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Name: Stephen Walshe
Age: 21 (22 on saturday the 21st of May)
Sex: Yes Please
Nickname:Bungle when i was a kid, Steve o or steveie or steveiewonderboy will do.
Height: Knee high to a grasshopper
Position: Right Full Back typically. Prefer centre back or centre mid!
Favourite Player: John Terry or Keano
Description: A terrier like player snapping at the britches of his opponents. Gives 100% everytime with a quality all round game.
Quote: "Pint of Guinness please!"

Peter Hopkins

Peter Hopkins Player Profile

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Name: Peter Joe Hopkins
Age: 26(and a half((an inch)))
Sex: As often as possible(with a cushion)
Nickname: Peter Joe, Hoppy.(Skippy the Bush Kangaroo)
Height: 5FT 8(He wishes, closer to 4ft)
Position: Left Back(on the bus)
Favourite Player: Steve Gerrard
Description: Solid in the back's, not afraid to throw in the odd slide tackle(only in emergency),can run all day prvided the nite before was'nt that good......
He's also Captain Fantastic in the dressing room, the man could of inspired entire armies to go to war on a simple confustication of his words. Has turned the B team from Nearly Weres to Nearly Were for 2 years under his captaincy. Will hope to keep up the good work for many seasons.
Quote: I was in a hollow,( A Hollow, A Sleepy Hollow.)

Padraig McHale

Padraig McHale Manager Profile

Written By Mark Quinn

Name: Padraig McHale
Age: Tippin 50 we think
Sex: Hes a wife and kids, youre Guess is as good as mine
Nickname: "P"
Height: Slightly bigger than Johnny Bourke
Position: The Gaffer
Favourite Player:O Yes he does have his favorites!! Nuff said!!!
Description: A Man We've never seen legless! A man who wont give in . If we win the Super league will he get Drunk???
Quote: "NOW, ITS LIKE THIS......."

Alan Leonard

Alan Leonard Player Profile

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Name:Alan Leonard
Age:20
Sex:With fellas
Nickname:Dynamite
Height:Cant tell when hes running
Position:Midfield
Favourite Player:Mick Mcdonnell, their simesse twins
Description:Runs like a duck, walks like a duck, Looks
like a duck. Yep....... Hes a Duck

Quote:"Howya Now"!!!

Iarla Hughes

Iarla Hughes Player Profile

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Name: Iarla Hughes
Age: 12 and a half, He's having his party in Nokies in a week
Sex: Not with a head like that
Nickname: Kosovo, Golly Wog and just about anything else that will get on his nerves
Height: 6' ish (5'ish without the hair)
Position: Keepaaaaaaaa
Favourite Player: Sylvester Stallone as the keeper in escape to victory, Walter Zenga, Rene Higuita, Massimo Taibi and Michael Wallace
Description: A Hans Segers type who manages to produce the goods even when the bung is not fortcoming. Definitiely a character that can keep your heart in your mouth for 90 mins. But when all is said and done he pulls off some smart saves. And he's a big friendly Golly Wog.

Quote: Naw, I think youre wrong about that

KEEPPERSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (WHEN NO ONE IS WITHIN A MILE OF HIM OR THE BALL!)

Glen Grehan

Glen Grehan Player Profile

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Name: Glen Grehan
Age: 23
Sex: Regularly
Nickname: Glenni bo Grettsiano
Height: 5�9.5��
Position: Central midfielder / Centre half
Favourite Player: Frank Lampard
Description: "Technically gifted hard working substitute, hard to believe he?s not in the side" Mark Quinn, Mayo News.
Quote "Great game Gleno, super goal, well played"

Anthony Healy

Anthony Healy Player Profile

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Name: Anto Healy
Age: 26
Sex: Not too often
Nickname:Zippy (ya the guy off Rainbow)
Height:3 inches
Position: Left back since 1945
Favourite Player: His uncle John Joe
Description: World class player who never made it big because mayo county team is full of celtic bastards
Quote: Are you going for a dube?

David Roughneen

David Roughneen Player Profile

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Name: David Roughneen
Age: 22
Sex: Yes please
Nickname: "rocker" or shit head.
Height: 6ft
Position: Left-wing/Centre Mid
Favourite Player: Ronaldinho
Description: Hard working young fella who plays for the prospect of pints. Possesses a vicious shot and has right backs around the county shitting their pants whnever he does his Kevin Kilbane-esq runs. One of only three left footed players in the whole club!
Quote: "Tough Crowd"

Frank Scully

Frank Scully Player Profile

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Name: Frank Scully
Age: 25ish?
Sex: Touchy subject, we fear he may be, yknow, a bit, ahem, well not straight?
Nickname: Scully, Frankie, pizzamonster.
Height: 6 foot nuttin
Position: Goalkeeper, but secretly wants to be a striker
Favourite Player: An avid arsenal fan, he'd love to get into Jens Lehmans shorts. You can take this any way you want to.
Description: When he's not needed by the Breaghwy gay-lick football team, and Snugboro need a keeper, the scullymonster is called upon. Confident young man, takes it all in his stride. Good pair of hands on and off the pitch.
Quote: "Any craic" "Ya pass"

Stephen Murphy

Stephen Murphy Player Profile

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Name: Stephen Murphy
Age: He's Another One of the Ould Fellas
Sex: Until He recently got married, we can only speculate that he was a virgin.
Nickname: Steve Murph
Height: 5ft 9
Position: Centre Midfield by birth(that's where his mother played him), can play in full back or centre back.
Favourite Player: Xabi Alonso
Description: Not a tough tackler, nor a great headerer of the ball, but equally efficient at both. This man's strenght is his passing off either foot. Although can oft go astray, his ability to build attacks out of nothing are invaluable in the modern game. His ability to sell fundraising tickets however is highly speculative. Rumours were, he would never play for Snugboro again but he has proved us all wrong.
Quote: " That wasn't me!"

Barry Kelly

Barry Kelly Player Profile

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Name: Barry Kelly
Age: 24-5
Sex: Likes the Poon-tang down in Boomerang(and Bob's)
Nickname: Baz
Height: 3ft nuttin
Position: Centre Mid's his favourite but he's an all rounder(Beefy Kelly)
Favourite Player: Aaron Curry
Description: A mainstay in the Boro Side 5 years ago, with the likes of Dusty, Conway. Can always be called upon in an emergency, currently plying his wares in the big smoke. Class act.
Quote: ...................

Enda Shields

Enda Shields Player Profile

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Name: Enda Shields
Age: 18-20
Sex: Male
Nickname: Enda
Height: 5ft-6ft
Position: Centre Back- Centre Midfield
Favourite Player: Fernando Hierro
Description: Great Shot for a defensive player, confident on the ball, good in the air and will be a Snugboro player for years to come.
Quote: Enda's

Sean Murphy

Sean Murphy Player Profile

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Name: Sean Murphy
Age: 18-20
Sex: Male
Nickname: Seanie
Height: 4ft
Position: Right Wing/Up Front
Favourite Player: Bebeto
Description: Can beat a player with great ease and has a cracking shot, his greatest obstacle is motivation. Once he realises how good he can be, he will be a great player for Snugboro United
Quote: Hows it going

Tommy Nolan

Tommy Nolan Player Profile

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Name: Tommy Nolan
Age: 21 (It's true lads, if ya eat Aldi tinned sausages it puts years on ya!!!!!)
Sex: N/A I don't care what you think, I'm a Fridge!
Nickname: Tommy The Fridge
Height: Standard Fridge Height 38.5 Inches
Position: Next to the Freezer
Favourite Player: Neil Ruddock although he's more of a brick wall than a fridge
Description: Very cool (4 degrees Celsius) white and very immobile
Quote: "God look at my photo, I do kinda look like a fridge!"

Paul Kilcourse

Paul Kilcourse Player Profile

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Name: Paul Kilcourse
Age: 30-40
Sex: Must of caught a goufer on the golf course in his time
Nickname: Killer the Courser
Height: 9 ft 3
Position: The Substitute Goalkeeper
Favourite Player: Mark Crossley
Description: Always there. Always in the shadows. Legend
Quote: "Golfing tomorrow?"

Gerry McDonnell

Gerry McDonnell Player Profile

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Name: Gerry McDonnell
Age: Phhhhpppffff... Dunno.... 36...77.888...999 ish? Don't want to offend the guy!
Sex: I'm pretty sure he's male, with the voice of a fe-male
Nickname: Gerry.... Mac....
Height: 5ft 11 inches
Position: Centre Back, Centre Midfield, can cover any position really. Was the best player in Snugboro for most of their history.
Favourite Player: Lothar Matthaus
Description: Although his best football years are behind him, Gerry Mac is still one of the best footballers still playing for Snugboro. He can still win games with his trademark 30-yard volley. His best attribute is his devotion to Snugboro United Football Club. Currently acting as treasurer, Gerry goes unnoticed as the man who lines the pitch, cuts the grass, puts up the nets and does everything else that goes unnoticed at a successful soccer club. Gerry will get an award for his services sooner or later.
Quote: Grab you testicles" or if your a woman, do an impression of Diana Ross" and scream "Gerry Macssss" at the top of your voice.

Damien Howley

Damien Howley Player Profile

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Name: Damien Howley
Age:22
Sex:No thanks
Nickname: Damo or Wee Man
Height: None
Position: Anywhere on the right.
Favourite Player: Terry Phelan
Description:Much like his idle Terry Phelan Damo possesses an
abundence of pace. What he lacks in stature he makes up for with
heart,much like that Rudy from the Disney movie. Nevertheless he gets
the job done.
Quote: Just give me a chance coach, its all psychological, its all
about having a Positive Mental Attitude

Eamonn Conway

Eamonn Conway Player Profile

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Name: Eamonn Conway
Age: 18
Sex: He's only 18.
Nickname: Eamonn. Probably has some witty psuedonym regarding his auburn fetlocks. Ginger or something clever like that.
Height: 5ft 8 and still growin
Position: Attacking midfield/striker
Favourite Player: Dunno about that one but plays like Jermaine Defoe
Description: Signed from Celtic U-18 earlier in the season, was introduced to the rough and tumble of Division 2 football down in Valley Rovers, prompting his brother Padraic to come to the rescue with "Leave him alone, he's only a young fella". And a young fella he is. Will wear the Snugboro colours for a good few more years. Undomitable eye for a goal and will be playing in the Super League in the not so distant future.
Quote: "Where the fuck are we?"

Eamonn Maughan

Eamonn Maughan Player Profile

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Name: Eamonn Maughan
Age: Like Rodger Miller nobody seems to know.
Sex: Definitely once, hence the club mascot.
Nickname: No Idea?
Height: 5'10''
Position: He's all over the place like a goat wandering a Mountain!
Favourite Player: Andoni Goikoetxea Olaskoaga, known as Goikoetxea, Goiko, or more commonly, The Butcher of Bilbao
Description: Hard as nails, gives it his all, an excellent aerial battler, has the distinction of been sent off in every position.
Quote: Ah I fuct it man!

Michael McDonnell

Michael McDonnell Player Profile

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Name: Michael McDonnell
Age: 21, he's still only a gasúr.
Sex: Too busy.
Nickname: Mick Mac.
Height: 6ft 2and a half
Position: Central defender but can play anywhere really. Could boss the midfield if had the desire.
Favourite Player: Daire Duffy and his cousin Johan Collins
Description: An ever present over the last two seasons for the B Team, has made the centre back berth his own. Will no doubt make the switch to the A Team next season. Too good a player to be kicking and hoofing down in Division 2. Should be kickin and hoofin in the Super League.
Quote: Doesn't have one. Original stuff every time.

Stephen Clarke

Stephen Clarke Player Profile

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Name: Stephen Clarke
Age: 26
Sex: Likes doing 69 in 50 zone(he's a garda ya see, it's a double entendre)
Nickname: Dusty, dunno why.
Height: 5 ft 10
Position: Right winger but has played down the middle and up front on occasions.
Favourite Player: Joe McDonnell
Description:The proverbial box of tricks. Churchill once described him as "riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma". Famously tore his cruciate ligament running rings around David Hickey. Were it not for injuries, Steve would of proven himself one of the best players in Mayo. And despite his own opinion, he's still a young fella and don't be surprised to see him play at higher level in the future.
Quote: "What's going on Lads?"

Danny Lawless

Danny Lawless Player Profile

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Name: Danny Lawless
Age: 36ish, or pushing 40, nobody's quite sure.
Sex: There's a little danny running around some days, little toy story football. Rumour has it that he wasn't immacutely conceived
Nickname: Danster Lawster, you see Danny likes to gives everyone clever nicknames by just adding ster to their name. Stevester, Johster, Davester. Clever Huh!
Height: 178cm, the council went metric.
Position: Striker, poacher. The bar stool.
Favourite Player: Not sure, plays a little like Shearer. Can score from any distance. Has a particular fondness for Damian Howley?
Description: Since rejoining the club 4 years ago, Danny has scored over a hundred goals for Snugboro. Was part of the first ever Snugboro side in 1986. It's looks like 2005 could be his last season as a player, but don't rule him out as manager in a few years. Likes the craic in the pub. Does a great impression of Pope John Paul(RIP) and likes getting suicide books in the library.
Quote: "Tidy" "Too much tippin, not enough tappin. Shiftin going on where there should be shaftin. Shockin!"