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Name: Ruairi Heverin (the only name with no results on google)
Age: 23-24 who cares
Sex: It can be confusing from a distance but it’s a male.
Nickname: Spudicus Homophobeus, Scwoch, Oslick Waffleburger.
Height: As tall as big red neck I mean red wood.
Position: Back (to the wall)
Favourite Player: Kayne West he’s a real player oh ya mean football player well its got to be Alan Kernaghan
Description: This Viking plays in the typical Nordic fashion, that is, unbelievably awkwardly. Deceptively fast with a distinctive run that would lead you to believe he is somehow mechanical with his knees raised exceptionally high when sprinting or perhaps he just constantly flatulent. To be fair, the gangly defender always manages to somehow clear his lines with a poxy toe poke, shin volley or simply by letting the ball hit his big honey dew like cranium. One of his many trademarks is his ability to score own goals with classy finishes.
Quote: “Get your gayness away from me” or “(W)hat dya mean? …………..Oh …..I do I do”
