Barry Kelly

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Name: Barry Kelly
Age: 24-5
Sex: Likes the Poon-tang down in Boomerang(and Bob's)
Nickname: Baz
Height: 3ft nuttin
Position: Centre Mid's his favourite but he's an all rounder(Beefy Kelly)
Favourite Player: Aaron Curry
Description: A mainstay in the Boro Side 5 years ago, with the likes of Dusty, Conway. Can always be called upon in an emergency, currently plying his wares in the big smoke. Class act.
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Enda Shields

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Name: Enda Shields
Age: 18-20
Sex: Male
Nickname: Enda
Height: 5ft-6ft
Position: Centre Back- Centre Midfield
Favourite Player: Fernando Hierro
Description: Great Shot for a defensive player, confident on the ball, good in the air and will be a Snugboro player for years to come.
Quote: Enda's

Sean Murphy

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Name: Sean Murphy
Age: 18-20
Sex: Male
Nickname: Seanie
Height: 4ft
Position: Right Wing/Up Front
Favourite Player: Bebeto
Description: Can beat a player with great ease and has a cracking shot, his greatest obstacle is motivation. Once he realises how good he can be, he will be a great player for Snugboro United
Quote: Hows it going

Tommy Nolan

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Name: Tommy Nolan
Age: 21 (It's true lads, if ya eat Aldi tinned sausages it puts years on ya!!!!!)
Sex: N/A I don't care what you think, I'm a Fridge!
Nickname: Tommy The Fridge
Height: Standard Fridge Height 38.5 Inches
Position: Next to the Freezer
Favourite Player: Neil Ruddock although he's more of a brick wall than a fridge
Description: Very cool (4 degrees Celsius) white and very immobile
Quote: "God look at my photo, I do kinda look like a fridge!"

Paul Kilcourse

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Name: Paul Kilcourse
Age: 30-40
Sex: Must of caught a goufer on the golf course in his time
Nickname: Killer the Courser
Height: 9 ft 3
Position: The Substitute Goalkeeper
Favourite Player: Mark Crossley
Description: Always there. Always in the shadows. Legend
Quote: "Golfing tomorrow?"

Gerry McDonnell

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Name: Gerry McDonnell
Age: Phhhhpppffff... Dunno.... 36...77.888...999 ish? Don't want to offend the guy!
Sex: I'm pretty sure he's male, with the voice of a fe-male
Nickname: Gerry.... Mac....
Height: 5ft 11 inches
Position: Centre Back, Centre Midfield, can cover any position really. Was the best player in Snugboro for most of their history.
Favourite Player: Lothar Matthaus
Description: Although his best football years are behind him, Gerry Mac is still one of the best footballers still playing for Snugboro. He can still win games with his trademark 30-yard volley. His best attribute is his devotion to Snugboro United Football Club. Currently acting as treasurer, Gerry goes unnoticed as the man who lines the pitch, cuts the grass, puts up the nets and does everything else that goes unnoticed at a successful soccer club. Gerry will get an award for his services sooner or later.
Quote: Grab you testicles" or if your a woman, do an impression of Diana Ross" and scream "Gerry Macssss" at the top of your voice.

Damien Howley

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Name: Damien Howley
Age:22
Sex:No thanks
Nickname: Damo or Wee Man
Height: None
Position: Anywhere on the right.
Favourite Player: Terry Phelan
Description:Much like his idle Terry Phelan Damo possesses an
abundence of pace. What he lacks in stature he makes up for with
heart,much like that Rudy from the Disney movie. Nevertheless he gets
the job done.
Quote: Just give me a chance coach, its all psychological, its all
about having a Positive Mental Attitude

Eamonn Conway

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Name: Eamonn Conway
Age: 18
Sex: He's only 18.
Nickname: Eamonn. Probably has some witty psuedonym regarding his auburn fetlocks. Ginger or something clever like that.
Height: 5ft 8 and still growin
Position: Attacking midfield/striker
Favourite Player: Dunno about that one but plays like Jermaine Defoe
Description: Signed from Celtic U-18 earlier in the season, was introduced to the rough and tumble of Division 2 football down in Valley Rovers, prompting his brother Padraic to come to the rescue with "Leave him alone, he's only a young fella". And a young fella he is. Will wear the Snugboro colours for a good few more years. Undomitable eye for a goal and will be playing in the Super League in the not so distant future.
Quote: "Where the fuck are we?"

Eamonn Maughan

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Name: Eamonn Maughan
Age: Like Rodger Miller nobody seems to know.
Sex: Definitely once, hence the club mascot.
Nickname: No Idea?
Height: 5'10''
Position: He's all over the place like a goat wandering a Mountain!
Favourite Player: Andoni Goikoetxea Olaskoaga, known as Goikoetxea, Goiko, or more commonly, The Butcher of Bilbao
Description: Hard as nails, gives it his all, an excellent aerial battler, has the distinction of been sent off in every position.
Quote: Ah I fuct it man!

Michael McDonnell

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Name: Michael McDonnell
Age: 21, he's still only a gasúr.
Sex: Too busy.
Nickname: Mick Mac.
Height: 6ft 2and a half
Position: Central defender but can play anywhere really. Could boss the midfield if had the desire.
Favourite Player: Daire Duffy and his cousin Johan Collins
Description: An ever present over the last two seasons for the B Team, has made the centre back berth his own. Will no doubt make the switch to the A Team next season. Too good a player to be kicking and hoofing down in Division 2. Should be kickin and hoofin in the Super League.
Quote: Doesn't have one. Original stuff every time.

Stephen Clarke

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Name: Stephen Clarke
Age: 26
Sex: Likes doing 69 in 50 zone(he's a garda ya see, it's a double entendre)
Nickname: Dusty, dunno why.
Height: 5 ft 10
Position: Right winger but has played down the middle and up front on occasions.
Favourite Player: Joe McDonnell
Description:The proverbial box of tricks. Churchill once described him as "riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma". Famously tore his cruciate ligament running rings around David Hickey. Were it not for injuries, Steve would of proven himself one of the best players in Mayo. And despite his own opinion, he's still a young fella and don't be surprised to see him play at higher level in the future.
Quote: "What's going on Lads?"

Danny Lawless

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Name: Danny Lawless
Age: 36ish, or pushing 40, nobody's quite sure.
Sex: There's a little danny running around some days, little toy story football. Rumour has it that he wasn't immacutely conceived
Nickname: Danster Lawster, you see Danny likes to gives everyone clever nicknames by just adding ster to their name. Stevester, Johster, Davester. Clever Huh!
Height: 178cm, the council went metric.
Position: Striker, poacher. The bar stool.
Favourite Player: Not sure, plays a little like Shearer. Can score from any distance. Has a particular fondness for Damian Howley?
Description: Since rejoining the club 4 years ago, Danny has scored over a hundred goals for Snugboro. Was part of the first ever Snugboro side in 1986. It's looks like 2005 could be his last season as a player, but don't rule him out as manager in a few years. Likes the craic in the pub. Does a great impression of Pope John Paul(RIP) and likes getting suicide books in the library.
Quote: "Tidy" "Too much tippin, not enough tappin. Shiftin going on where there should be shaftin. Shockin!"

Joel Caprani

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Name: Joel Caprani
Age: 19
Sex: No Thanks.
Nickname: Capri Sun
Height: 5ft 9''
Position: Wing or Up Front
Favourite Player: Scillachi
Description: Snugboro's newest signing who has improved every minute he has played. The cocktail of nationalities that make up Joel rumoured to include 1/8 Italian, 1/8 Afghani, 1/8 Carni Folk and 1/2 Irish gives him a unique genetic make-up that gives him the edge over many players. His long running touch line feud with Jason Ormsby is worrying as the Italian Blood may lead to Jason's demise one of these day, won't someone please think of the children!

Quote: "Where's my CD's Joe?"

Owen Keane

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Name: Owen Keane
Age: 35
Sex: None
Nickname: Owing
Height: 5ft 3
Position: Left Footer, Left Back, Left Wing
Favourite Player: John O'Shea
Description: A Big favourite of Duther Durcan, has helped Snugboro out of very tricky situations and never letting the team down. Has displayed solidly at left back or left wing and has provided an attacking threat at times. One of the old style footballers. Winning is everything.
Quote: Cuntish

Jamie Rocke

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Name: Jamie Rocke
Age: 18-20
Sex: Male
Nickname: Jamie
Height: 5ft-6ft
Position: Right Wing or Left Wing
Favourite Player: Ryan Giggs
Description: Skillful player with a good cross and will be a great player for Snugboro in the future.
Quote: Come on The Boro