Monday, July 25, 2005

Player Profiles























Click on a name to read a profile.

Joel Caprani
Stephen Clarke
Ronan McTigue
Keiran Murphy
Sean Murphy
Stephen Murphy
Tommy Nolan
Sean O'Brien
Declan Ormsby
Stephen Ormsby
David Quinn
Mark Quinn
Jamie Rocke
David Roughneen
Frank Scully
Declan Shaw
Enda Shields
Michael Wallace
Stephen Walshe
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Thursday, July 21, 2005

Tony Collins


Tony Collins Player Profile

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Name: Tony Collins
Age: 30 going on 40
Sex: are orang-utans hermaphrodite?
Nickname: Ticker
Height: 5�10
Position: Striker
Favourite Player:Ian Dowie (Ya got a love them eyebrows)
Description: A no nonsense forward, with a healthy appetite for goals, wides, overs and corner flags. His strength is his greatest asset, enabling him to power past ancient defenders or hold up the play for on-rushing midfielders.
Quote: Aahh, is that all ya got, me mother would hit me harder (on the pitch). Jesus lads I don�t think I should be playing any more, Im getting to old for this. D�ya think I should retire lads. (off the pitch after a few gargles)
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Ronan McTigue


Ronan McTigue Player Profile

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Name: Ronan McTigue
Age: 10 (mental age)
Sex: Some day
Nickname: Crouch
Height: 7�3�
Position: Very poor positioning
Favourite Player: Kevin James (Scotland, Uk's tallest soccer player) 6'7"
Description: Gargantuan defender, with good close control despite having feet like sideshow bob sometimes appears to playing on ice, ending up on his arse regularly.
Quote: C�mon Du give us a fag, I swear I wasn�t chonged last night!
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Colin Corrigan


Colin Corrigan Player Profile

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Name: Colin Corrigan
Age: 28
Sex: He says he does but who knows
Nickname: Colly
Height: 5'13"
Position: Utility player
Favourite Player: Havn a clue
Description: excellent full back, loves wandering out of position, can
fill in anywhere, great tackler even in trainin (w*nker, no need for it,
the bruises I have from the c*nt)
Quote: Doesnt talk that much on the pitch
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Stephen McDonnell


Stephen McDonnell Player Profile(he's on the left)

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Name: Steve (Luzhny) McDonnell
Age: 24
Sex:male
Nickname:Luzhny
Height: 6ft
Position: anywhere i'm put mainly the bench!!
Favourite Player: dennis the iceberg bergkamp
Description:hard working hard tackling defensive player, only player on the team who can take the ball down, turn and pass the ball all in one move. fondness for choc ices.

Quote: Rite guluck

P.s If you see an icecream in the photo and not a football, it means you have an unhealthy obsession with Choc Ices
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Michael Cusack



Michael Cusack Player Profile

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Name: Michael Cusack
Age: 22
Sex: Oral for me.
Nickname: Littleman, Micky Gange Face, Pyro, Porno, Peck, Iron Mike, Michael Music and Annoying little shit,
there the ones I can remember off hand so take your pick.
Height: 5'8"
Position: Anywhere in Midfield
Favourite Player(s): Dejan Savicevic, Marco Van Basten
Description: A terrier in midfield with a diehard attitude anyone who gets passed him
will have him back at their heels before they can blink.
A player who loves to spread the play on the deck. Clean as a whistle (never been booked)!

Quote: "Jesus Christ! This is thirsty work".
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Aaron Curry



Aaron Curry Player Profile

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Name: Aaron Curry
Age: 21
Sex: Used to get it a lot more in the good auld days
Nickname: Kid
Height: Not too tall, not too small
Position: Upfront, but willing to go down tne pitch to please
Favourite Player: Dave Roughneen
Description: A busy man, trying to score up in dublin but hopes to do the
same in mayo this summer.

Quote: "Cant make it down this weekend Murph"
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Declan Ormsby



















Declan Ormsby Player Profile

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Name: Declan Ormsby
Age:22
Sex: Still a virgin
Nickname:Leprechaun or horny bee
Height: 2-3 foot
Position: Left mid or up front
Favourite Player: His Cousin Zippy. (Zippys Favourite
is Decs Dad John Joe)!!!
Description:Has made the team this year and is
improving with every game. The fact that he has not
yet been laid makes him and aggresive player,but it
also makes him go blind!!!!!

Quote: "are ye wacked"
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Michael Durcan






















Michael Durcan Manager Profile

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Name:Michael Durcan
Age:32

Sex: Twice every Night(Go on Duuuuu, Ruth.... Grrrr....)
(Update: Ruth reckons its three times a night now but Duther isn't always fully involved!)

Nickname:"Duter" Used to ride a Scooter when he was
just a wee lad then they added in the Durkan bit and
with a twist of lemon became "Duter
Height:Only weight available 20 Stone!!!
Position:The gaffer of the B army
Favourite Player: Any one from any sport. Duter once
appeared on "know youre sport" so he has many
favorites
Description: The biggest character in the Club. We all
Agree he should be on Corrie or eastenders as the
bertie barman

Quote:" All right aul stock" "R Right Chief"
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Monday, July 18, 2005

Michael Wallace


Michael Wallace Player Profile

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Name: Mick Wallace
Age: 42-100
Sex: I overheard him say something about the Arsenal Dressing Rooms!
Nickname: Haggis Face, Groundskeeper Mickey.
Height: 6'2"
Position: In Nets
Favourite Player: Jim Leighton, Tommy Younger (Liverpool 1956-1959)
Description: Top class goalkeeper, knows the game inside out, has a six
hour round trip just to make training. Legend. The only keeper to play regularly in the Mayo League with broken, sprained, strained or dislocated hands, fingers and wrists. Coincidently he is the only McAlpine employee to regularly drop ESB poles on his Hands!
Quote: AH for F*cks sake.....as the ball leaves his foot at a very acute
angle heading straight for touch.......not too often mind.
Or
Ya used me Padraic, Ya used me, There's no such thing a Scotchtoberfest.
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