Gerry McDonnell

Gerry McDonnell Player Profile

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Name: Gerry McDonnell
Age: Phhhhpppffff... Dunno.... 36...77.888...999 ish? Don't want to offend the guy!
Sex: I'm pretty sure he's male, with the voice of a fe-male
Nickname: Gerry.... Mac....
Height: 5ft 11 inches
Position: Centre Back, Centre Midfield, can cover any position really. Was the best player in Snugboro for most of their history.
Favourite Player: Lothar Matthaus
Description: Although his best football years are behind him, Gerry Mac is still one of the best footballers still playing for Snugboro. He can still win games with his trademark 30-yard volley. His best attribute is his devotion to Snugboro United Football Club. Currently acting as treasurer, Gerry goes unnoticed as the man who lines the pitch, cuts the grass, puts up the nets and does everything else that goes unnoticed at a successful soccer club. Gerry will get an award for his services sooner or later.
Quote: Grab you testicles" or if your a woman, do an impression of Diana Ross" and scream "Gerry Macssss" at the top of your voice.