Danny Lawless

Danny Lawless Player Profile

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Name: Danny Lawless
Age: 36ish, or pushing 40, nobody's quite sure.
Sex: There's a little danny running around some days, little toy story football. Rumour has it that he wasn't immacutely conceived
Nickname: Danster Lawster, you see Danny likes to gives everyone clever nicknames by just adding ster to their name. Stevester, Johster, Davester. Clever Huh!
Height: 178cm, the council went metric.
Position: Striker, poacher. The bar stool.
Favourite Player: Not sure, plays a little like Shearer. Can score from any distance. Has a particular fondness for Damian Howley?
Description: Since rejoining the club 4 years ago, Danny has scored over a hundred goals for Snugboro. Was part of the first ever Snugboro side in 1986. It's looks like 2005 could be his last season as a player, but don't rule him out as manager in a few years. Likes the craic in the pub. Does a great impression of Pope John Paul(RIP) and likes getting suicide books in the library.
Quote: "Tidy" "Too much tippin, not enough tappin. Shiftin going on where there should be shaftin. Shockin!"