Tony Collins Player Profile
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Name: Tony Collins
Age: 30 going on 40
Sex: are orang-utans hermaphrodite?
Nickname: Ticker
Height: 5�10
Position: Striker
Favourite Player:Ian Dowie (Ya got a love them eyebrows)
Description: A no nonsense forward, with a healthy appetite for goals, wides, overs and corner flags. His strength is his greatest asset, enabling him to power past ancient defenders or hold up the play for on-rushing midfielders.
Quote: Aahh, is that all ya got, me mother would hit me harder (on the pitch). Jesus lads I don�t think I should be playing any more, Im getting to old for this. D�ya think I should retire lads. (off the pitch after a few gargles)
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