Michael Wallace

Michael Wallace Player Profile

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Name: Mick Wallace
Age: 42-100
Sex: I overheard him say something about the Arsenal Dressing Rooms!
Nickname: Haggis Face, Groundskeeper Mickey.
Height: 6'2"
Position: In Nets
Favourite Player: Jim Leighton, Tommy Younger (Liverpool 1956-1959)
Description: Top class goalkeeper, knows the game inside out, has a six
hour round trip just to make training. Legend. The only keeper to play regularly in the Mayo League with broken, sprained, strained or dislocated hands, fingers and wrists. Coincidently he is the only McAlpine employee to regularly drop ESB poles on his Hands!
Quote: AH for F*cks sake.....as the ball leaves his foot at a very acute
angle heading straight for touch.......not too often mind.
Or
Ya used me Padraic, Ya used me, There's no such thing a Scotchtoberfest.