Saturday, June 25, 2005

Stephen Murphy


Stephen Murphy Player Profile

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Name: Stephen Murphy
Age: He's Another One of the Ould Fellas
Sex: Until He recently got married, we can only speculate that he was a virgin.
Nickname: Steve Murph
Height: 5ft 9
Position: Centre Midfield by birth(that's where his mother played him), can play in full back or centre back.
Favourite Player: Xabi Alonso
Description: Not a tough tackler, nor a great headerer of the ball, but equally efficient at both. This man's strenght is his passing off either foot. Although can oft go astray, his ability to build attacks out of nothing are invaluable in the modern game. His ability to sell fundraising tickets however is highly speculative. Rumours were, he would never play for Snugboro again but he has proved us all wrong.
Quote: " That wasn't me!"

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